"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
my mood literally changes every 2 seconds its so confusing
"But if these years have taught me anything it is this: you can never run away. Not ever. The only way out is in."
— Junot Díaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (via cosmicspread)
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
i hate these cookies
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.
"What we think, we become."
— Buddha (via kushandwizdom)
"A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her."
I will reblog this every single time
This is so fucking awesome
reasons why summer is fucking gross:
- very hot weather
- very humid weather
- 7583498754397864596 waterbugs
- 60000 bees/wasps/hornets
- no sweaters allowed
- sweat everywhere
- millions of mosquitos
- lack of rain
- skyrocketing electric bills if u use an AC
- feeling the need to shower every hour
- did i mention bugs
you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important